People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
i don’t watch supernatural but this scene was the first gifset i ever saw of it and to begin with i honestly thought that it was a really bad, messed up sitcom
Congratulations, you broke physics.
((I will never NOT reblog this post))
I JUST CHOKED LAUGHING
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “GET SOMEONE ARRESTED.”
Bottom Text: “COOL.”]
Okay so this couple is trying to buy a bbq. The only problem is, the flyer special they’ve got is for a store across town. I tell them that we can’t match the price, that it’s a store opening sale price.
They tell me that they were told by this store to come here and that we’d match it. So this old sot in a dirty Hawaiian shirt behind them leans over the counter and says:
“You better call them a manager.” So I’m talking with the main desk trying to figure out which extension the manager is using today. I get a hold of him (Dan) and just ask this couple if they could stand aside while I help the next guy. I greet him as normal and instead of returning it, he wags a finger in my face and says:
“You better give them that price!”
So I reply, “I can’t change anything without a manager’s approval, sir. I’m just a cashier.” He insists that I give them the price again, so I just ignore it and punch his items through and he goes to get his wallet, then says that he forgot it in the car. So I put his stuff under the counter and he leaves. Meanwhile, it’s Sunday so it’s our busiest day. He comes back in ten minutes later. I’ve got a line up of about six people, and as I’m going to help this woman, he comes up and steps in right in front of her and tells me to resume his order. I tell him that I can’t. That he has to wait in line, because I can’t just put him in front of all these people.
“Why the fuck not?”
“Because I can’t let you skip all these people.”
“So you want me to wait in line?”
“Yes, sir. I’m sorry.”
“Y’know what? Keep them. Fuck you, you stupid little cunt. Fuck. You.” Then he turns and walks a few steps, turns back, and yells again:
“Fuck you, cunt!” At this point, Dan’s just come around the corner and he steps in like:
“Whoa, hey, you can’t call her that.”
“I can call her whatever the fuck I want.” So they do this angry male faces an inch away from each other thing, this drunk guy threatening to hit him, telling him to go fuck himself, fuck us, you, our store, etc. Anyways, he leaves and Dan follows him out. This guy starts running, jumps in his car and takes off. Runs three stop signs with his hand pressed to the horn and almost runs a woman over. Dan got his license plate number and called the police. The guy was pulled for driving under the influence and aggravated assault. His blood alcohol level was pretty high from what I understand? I have no idea how that works, but apparently it was something like .25?
Anyways yeah, that’s my story.
this little fucker has more game than i do and hes like 5
John discovers that the hearse is empty.